Flajagnüüd.Organized.

Hope you all are well. I've GOT to get you bitches out to Montana for a backcountry trip one of these days. It would do your souls much good, I'm sure. Check the freshies and let me know what you think.

You guys remember Deanna McCarthy from SMC, right? She moved to Seattle and has become really close w/ Katrina. Good girl.

Pat & Caleb in the Boiling River. Ask me about that place sometime. Best 'hotspring' in the WORLD. 

Katrina & Deanna, Boiling River. 

Me & Katrina 

Leading the ride, with Deanna McCarthy on my tail. 

The men of the ranch, for that particularly day anyway. Dude looks like Jesus is our roommate Caleb. 

Content cat 

Whispering 

Me & my bro Pat, bareback with no bridle. At their mercy, so to speak. 

Katrina & Dodger 

Buffalo, mobbing the cop car just like I asked them to. 

Baby Buffalo in town. 

I finally got my computer back after a beneficial, but nervewracking, hiatus from my own cyberuniverse. Hope you guys didn't miss me too much. I was just back in my old Yellowstone Park stomping grounds and have some sweet pics of buffalo mobbing up on a cop car that I'll get up here shortly. Also I'll scan one of my business cards into this byatch so you guys can see what's the haps on my map. Phoenix Consulting, bitches. Building an empire from Helena, MT outward.

Wakarusa is happening, as are the Seattle and Portland UM shows. Word.

Does ANYONE have an email address for Joel that he checks? I've been sending him invites to the blog to his joel@umphreys.com address, but he doesn't seem to be getting them.

Migs, any updates on the movie production? What's the haps?

V$, call me someday and we'll talk about music promotion. I need some advice. Trying to build a little something in Helena and I could use some o' dat knowledge.

Argentina Joe: Those chocolates WILL be forthcoming, my brotha.

Pony, Budney, payless, et al.: Eat a dick, collectively. Oh yeah, and how was Amsterjam? That's what this blog is for, so we can keep up on shit. Tell a funny Dutch story please. Now.

On the Patriot Act. THere is a resolution condemning the Patriot Act on the floor, and a lobbyist I know axed me to testify, based on my library experience. Say a prayer to the Goddess for me, foolios. There'll be alot of movers and shakers there, potential clients for my technology consulting business, so I wanna be on top of my game.

See you bitches at the reunion in Kansas....

It's a done deal. I might even bring my mom! (Just kidding, she couldn't handle it). Though, last night at a ROCK SHOW in Helena (Too Slim and the Taildraggers, (awesome guitarist), she was front row center smoking a cigar, drinking a G&T, and rocking out. Awesome.

BTW, have you guys seen Tupac: Resurrection? I've seen it 3 times and cried every time. Best piece of documentary filmmaking I've ever seen. It was produced by his mother. The final scene is his mom and Biggie's mom hugging onstage at the Vibe Awards. It was nominated for Best Documentary for this years Oscars. Amazing.

Will be at Wakarusa w/ the Lud Family. What about the rest of you chumpstas?

I'm hanging out with my blood mother right now, but I gotta tell you fools about this movie idea I've got. You're all in it, so you better get your acting/directing/soundtrackproducing hats ready, bitches.

Word.

I've been working 7:00 AM to 3:30 PM landscaping at the college. Getting me on a good schedule, but it's been cutting into my blogging time, bitches. More content soon, I promise. I foresee much good news needing to be reported in the next few months...